Okay so I started reading Twilight.. and to my great surprise, it's (so far) not bad. However I do have some not so great thoughts about the book and that can be seen in this short convo I had with my sister:

(7:15:32 PM) me: nice day out
(7:15:33 PM) me: haha
(7:15:40 PM) me: i spent as much time as i could outside
(7:15:43 PM) me: by mowing the lawn
(7:15:45 PM) me: and reading twilight
(7:15:47 PM) her: nice
(7:15:51 PM) her: how are you liking it?
(7:15:56 PM) met: bella is a stupid cunt
(7:16:11 PM) me: she is described as looking like a holocaust victim
(7:16:13 PM) me: or darth vader
(7:16:24 PM) her: lol i do not remember that
(7:16:41 PM) her: but have you gotten into it?
(7:16:51 PM) me: she makes herself sound albino and sickly looking
(7:16:59 PM) me: yea it's ok
(7:17:14 PM) me: she makes the vampires sound like they look like heroine addicts
(7:17:24 PM) her: lol yeha
(7:17:35 PM) her: i hate how its soo freakin repetitive
(7:17:46 PM) me: what's so repetitive
(7:17:46 PM) her: when she describes how his eyes are
(7:17:49 PM) me: oh lol
(7:17:50 PM) her: all amber and shit
(7:17:59 PM) me: oh noes my eyes are getting black
(7:18:00 PM) her: and how bellas heart beats faster
(7:18:02 PM) me: gotta shoot up again
(7:18:06 PM) her: lolol

On another note, I saw The Hangover yesterday and it was great. I'm not sure it deserves a 8.3 on IMDB but it still is a great movie. Kinda makes me want to go to vegas... and take "floorsies"