Monday, June 8, 2009

EDWARD CULLEN IS A CHILD MOLESTER

So, while reading Twilight today, I came to the sudden, horrific (yet infinitely amusing) realization that Edward Cullen is a Pedophile. This really puts a damper on the cutesy lubby dubby vampire cuddling story I have surrendered into reading. He was born in June 20, 1901 and he is molesting a 17 year old.

"No! He's 17 biologically!"

Shut your mouth fangirl. He's a hundred and eight years old. Next thing you know, he'll be at Bella's house expecting to molest her while she hyperventilates, but instead, finds



Chris Hansen... telling him to "Have a seat right there"
But he would probably look more like this:


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